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Tuesday, November 29, 2005
I'm Breaking up with Physics Dear Physics, I am writing to inform you that I can no longer carry on our correspondence. This has been weighing on my conscience for quite some time now, and I need to get it off my chest. There is very little chemsitry between you and I. In fact, there is none whatsoever. Chemistry is another course entirely, and he and I have been getting along just fine. But you, Physics, you're a handful. Well, you're more than just a handful. You are basically a demon seed and the source of all of my pain. All of this business about Force and Mass and Acceleration is just too much for me to bear. And Keppler and Newton and Snell...oh dear, Physics, if only I'd known that you were interested in men. I would have never wasted your time. I think we should see other sciences. Biology and I have been getting quite close lately, and I think that our relationship could really go somewhere. And when it comes right down to it, Physics, the truth is, I really hate you. A lot. I'm sorry. Sincerely, Hailey Hailey spazzed at 8:59:00 p.m. ***
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*claps* that was awesome, and very well said!!
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you make me laugh!! I'm sorry physics is so terrible. I really like physics lately. It's working for me right now. I hope it gets better, and less frustrating for you! |
