Friday, December 09, 2005
Deck the halls and eat the cookies
Christmas would be nice if it weren't for the present-buying insanity that turns everyone into crazies this time of year. Christmas is nice when you just love each other, and that's it. And when you decorate trees and bake cookies while the stereo plays Frank Sinatra, and your mom is yelling from the kitchen, "Hailey, I did not raise you in a barn, what are you thinking putting those balls on the tree like that? Do it like I showed you, and make sure it's symmetrical, and that there's enough red, and then do those poinsettia things, and I'm just going to have a smoke now." and I keep dropping the ornaments because I am laughing so hard I am exploding.
That is Christmas, and that is why I like it the best.
Hailey spazzed at 11:59:00 p.m.
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