Saturday, September 10, 2005
Something I've been Thinking About...
I am a teenager, and not only am I a teenager, but I am nearing what might be known as my late-teens. I am sixteen now, and will be seventeen in about 6 months. That is weird. I hate that I'm getting older. But that is another issue entirely. What has me concerned lately is this:
I am nearing the end of the period of time during which it is perfectly normal to do weird things. When you're a teenager, you automatically have an explanation for things like piercing your eyebrows or dying your hair purple, or wearing oversized death-metal band t-shirts and dog collars. People don't look at you and think, "What the hell would have posessed this person to do something as bizarre and abnormal as this?" People look at you and think, "Oh, she's just a weird teenager. I don't understand weird teenagers. It's okay."
What I'm saying is that I suddenly feel a strange sense of urgency. I am presently overcome with a desparate need to pierce a strange body part or put lime-green and pink streaks in my hair. The way I see it, I only have one chance to be a complete and utter freak in this life, and that time is now. So I think I should take complete advantage of that, don't you?
Hailey spazzed at 5:15:00 p.m.
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