Wednesday, August 10, 2005

"I swear I'm partially deaf"
"...what?"



I'm trying really hard to clean my room and to not be fat. Neither is really working out for me so far. Acctually, that is a lie. I am making some serious progress in the not being fat department. The room cleaning, however, is going to be a long and difficult process that will probably end with me just leaving everything in a huge pile in the middle of my floor.

I have a lot of junk. Most of which is utterly useless. But no matter how many times I look at all of it and think, "This stuff is utterly useless", I can't bring myself to throw any of it in the garbage. I have notebooks full of half-written stories from when I was about seven. I have birthday cards from practically every birthday I have ever had. I have old notes from my friends. I have about sixty-billion pencils. What do other people do with these kinds of things? Surely they don't keep them all in shoeboxes under their beds until they so full that they are bursting at the seams. Surely they don't arrange and rearrange them in drawers that could better serve them by holding all of the OTHER stuff that has been collecting on the floor or the bookshelf or the desktop, but can't because there is no more room in the drawers, due to the pencils and notebooks and birthday cards. What do they DO with it all? What am I supposed to do with it all?

And, more importantly, who ate my cookies?


Hailey spazzed at 5:54:00 p.m.

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Comments:
good luck with the cleaning. it sounds tough. I think you should just close your eyes, and count to three, and just throw it all out. After you put it all into the bag, HURRY, and take the bag outside to the garbage can and burry it so that you don't take it out again. lol

you sound like you're making progress though. good luck!
 
Matt, why the heck would you possibly need a tupperware container full of WHEAT?

Not that I am one to talk. The last time I cleaned my room I found a shoebox full of about 30 packages of artifical sweetner, a few packages of instant oatmeal, and a box of gummy worms undermy bed. Hoard food much?

Kaylee, I miss you X 23908472389042
 
hailey, I just noticed your lovely quote at the top of your page....it made me laugh. *sigh* good times
 
*sigh* the best times. last week was so great. I want to rewind and do it all over again.
 
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